Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Hi, I'm a lawyer.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here, girl.
I have to say I come here a lot and I've never seen anyone as stunning as you here.
Baby I hear you like to "plug and chug".
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?