If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
So what haven't you been told tonight?
Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.