You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
Come on, don't make me beg!
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.