Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
Here's your first wish, what are your other two?
All the other girls are just rough drafts.... But I think you are the FINAL COPY!!
Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
On a scale of 1 to 10: You're a 9 & I'm the 1 you need.
If you say "squawks" backwards it sounds the same even though it's not a linguistic palindrome
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
So tell me, what a guy like me gotta do to get a girl like you?
You're too nice, stop! I'm gonna feel bad being handsy on our first date.
I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right!