Are you lonely? Because I'm an app for that.
Did you cast a DoT Fire Spell? Because you've been burning me up all day.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
No ring? You should be someone's husband.
Flowers get jealous when they see you around, as they do not understand why one of them can walk away from the garden.
Has spring already started? Because you are the first flower I see.
How much woman can you handle?
Time stops every time you look at me, so please, keep doing it and I would be young forever.
Baby, can I go up a fifth on you?
I won't set my phone to silent just in case there's a chance I'll hear from you.