Dogs or cats? There is only one right answer.
You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?
You've got some nice aparatus.
So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
I'm not allowed to bet but If I could I'd bet on you.