I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
Hey boy, I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
You remind me of Menma. Because even when I can't see you, I still feel you inside my heart.
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case.
I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.