I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I am going to make a contest to see who loves you the most. And I have to tell you: I never lose a game.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
I'm writing a book and could use your help. It's a phone book and it's missing your number.
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
Are you the dub to my step? Cause' I wub wub wub you.
Speaking to guy/girl who's staring: You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... So what do you say we dance?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Date me. If you've ever liked me, date me.