Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
I will love you until I forget who you are.
Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!
There is only one way how to get rid of temptation -to give into it.
You can have the portkey to my heart.
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you're my Chosen One.