Cheesy pick up lines

Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
Come on, don't make me beg!
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
73.61 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, nerdy, doctor
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, clean
Hey boy, I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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