I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
Hey, ever heard of princesses? (Yeah, what about them?) You have my number, let me know if you ever wanna be treated like one.
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone.