Hey, I have a question and need a woman's advice. (Sure, what's up?) Let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct? (You should totally go to talk to her). Hi, my name is...
To me amortentia smells just like you.
Let's go from emailing to texting.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Aren't you a little sexy to be a stormtrooper?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!