Cheesy pick up lines

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, cheesy
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
So what haven't you been told tonight?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, clean
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, soccer
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