So tell me, what a guy like me gotta do to get a girl like you?
You're too nice, stop! I'm gonna feel bad being handsy on our first date.
I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right!
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
I like that book you're reading.
I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down.
(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.