I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
Girl, I know you're not a dementor, because you definitely don't suck.
You must have a preventative maintenance routine, because your face hasn't degraded one bit!
Baby, I know my math, and you have one significant figure.
Could I have your name and number for my Prayer List?
Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Damn girl, are you a magnet? Cos I was attracted to you until you turned around.
Your mom told me to say "Hi" to you.
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.