Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone.
I think I need a paralyze heal, because you're stunning.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.