I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
Is your name "Swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
It's a new world order. Have your way with me.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
If you were a transformer you'd be Hot-o-Bot and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?