Cheesy pick up lines

I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Is your name "Swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: reverse, cheesy
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: reverse, cheesy, dirty
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: reverse, cute, cheesy
It's a new world order. Have your way with me.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, cheesy
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, math, science, cute, cheesy
If you were a transformer you'd be Hot-o-Bot and your name would be Optimus Fine.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, cute
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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