Cheesy pick up lines

Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
So what haven't you been told tonight?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, clean
This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, music
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, music
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