Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
So what haven't you been told tonight?
Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi.