Cheesy pick up lines

I'm going to sue the pants off you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty, funny
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny, dirty
There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curve...
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, clean
You may be out of my sight but not out of my heart. You may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to you but you'll always be special to me.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my "beam".
I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, cheesy
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, cute, cheesy
I think God took the color from the ocean and put it in your eyes.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
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