This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Are your eyes the maze? Cause I'm lost in them.
Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
Oh my God, I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world.
I wonder what you taste like.
You smell that? Smells like love.