I just have to say this, because honesty is the best policy. You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!
Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?
Did you know polar bears weigh about 900 lbs? So they actually only weigh enough to break the ice if it's 4.8 inches thick.
Quite honestly you're pretty much my exact type of girl. I don't wanna waste time chit chatting, give me your number.
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.