Quite honestly you're pretty much my exact type of girl. I don't wanna waste time chit chatting, give me your number.
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.