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Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
73.61 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, nerdy, doctor
Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, clean
Hey boy, I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty
I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don't have yours.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, corny
I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, cute, cheesy
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, chemistry, science
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, math, weird
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