We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Hi, I'm Mack (or whatever your name may be).
I just want to tell you that you're really beautiful [pause] but I'm gay.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!