Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
What's your opinion on the theory of relativity?
You're one of the few people I would trust to take good bio notes for me while I'm gone.
Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend...
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
Congratulations! You have been chosen to play the pick up line game! Behind each door is a unique pick up line, including one about ketch up juice, choose wisely!
Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now. Let's ring in the New Year with a bang!