Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!
I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let's just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.
I know a mystery even Detective Conan can't solve: The mystery of how you got so damn beautiful!