I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
I think God took the color from the ocean and put it in your eyes.
Can I do your Systems Analysis?
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Baby you be a input, I'll be the output, now let's go make a transfer function.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?