Sit back and relax...I fix broken hearts.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
You seem awesome and I like awesome people.
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?
You've got some nice aparatus.
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
Some say there are seven wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there is only one...You!
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
Your beauty made me so nervous I totally forgot my standard pick-up line.