Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
I love you with all my circles, not my heart, because heart's break and circles go on forever.
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.