Excuse me, my mouth hurts. Will you kiss it?
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
Your choice this time, I'm buying.
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!