I have a flute you can blow.
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
If you could build a ship which ship would it be? Mine would be a relationship.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right!
I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips. Girl: Bet's on. (kisses her) Guy: I lost.
So, I'm in this band...
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.