I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Your bio says you're not here for one night stands...Wanna try a two night stand by any chance?
In a little more than 24 hours...I'm getting married.
Excuse me, my mouth hurts. Will you kiss it?