You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Baby, everytime I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.