Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
May I use your phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I found the love of my life.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips. Girl: Bet's on. (kisses her) Guy: I lost.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!