Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2017. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Are you religious? Because your prayers have just been answered.
Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
Do you think love is a real thing?
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
Were your parents engineers?...Because you have a nice design.