Prettiest smile I've seen on Tinder.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
What are you most passionate about?
(Beww BEWWW Beww!) That's the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
What do you do for a living?
What clique did you hang out with at school?
If you could meet anyone alive or dead, who would it be?
I'm in low brass, so I love going down.
What's your favorite sexual position?