If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day?
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.