So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams.
I have only three months to live...
People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Don't you work at Hooters?
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day?