To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips. Girl: Bet's on. (kisses her) Guy: I lost.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.