Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?
Why'd you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?
Your bark is contagious.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
You're my cup of tea.
Hey, don't I know you? Oh yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.