You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I'm in love.
Are you a trap card? Because I've fallen for you.
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.