My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
Is your name "Swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
It's a new world order. Have your way with me.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.