If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Are you religious? Because your prayers have just been answered.
Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
Do you think love is a real thing?
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
Were your parents engineers?...Because you have a nice design.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.