Do you want me to hit you with a corny pickup line or can we skip that?
Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon? Because you are the ONe.
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!
I give better tongue than Deidera. But you'll have to see for yourself.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.