Wanna take a closer look at my mistletoe belt buckle?
I wonder if your hand does fit in mine, can we try it?
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Wanna see my super stroke?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?