Cheesy pick up lines

Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
69.00 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
Do you follow Manchester, cause I see us United.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, football
You be the Knicks and I'll bring the Heat!
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, baseball
I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, clean
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean
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