You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
Hi Handsome! I thought you might like to meet me so I came to introduce myself. I'm ...
I know Black Friday just passed, but...Clothes are 100% off at my place.