I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
(Beww BEWWW Beww!) That's the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
What do you do for a living?
What clique did you hang out with at school?
If you could meet anyone alive or dead, who would it be?
I'm in low brass, so I love going down.
What's your favorite sexual position?
Have you ever slept with a co-worker?
*Looks at your shirt* I really like that band.
Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?