I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
Were your parents engineers?...Because you have a nice design.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
I'm bored, help me out?
I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Hi, I'm Mack (or whatever your name may be).
I just want to tell you that you're really beautiful [pause] but I'm gay.