All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping!
My name's Mickey. Are you my Minnie?
Hi! Can I buy you a drink/ice cream/coffee?
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
Oh, you just made my day!
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
You remind me of my chopstick Cuz you da balm.