To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.