I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
Wanna go out? (I have a boyfriend.) It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.