Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.
You had me at cello.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
Lesbi honest about how terrible men are.
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
Real men eat me.