*Looks at your shirt* I really like that band.
Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
I'm like 2% cute and 98% single.
Call me Nemo cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
Hello. I am going to be a doctor.
Your hair is different. I like it.