Cheesy pick up lines

I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, offensive
I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Hi Handsome! I thought you might like to meet me so I came to introduce myself. I'm ...
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean
I can ride a motorcycle and play a card game at the same time, hon.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, funny
I don't need to use byakugan to see into your heart.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, cheesy, clean
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