I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Hi Handsome! I thought you might like to meet me so I came to introduce myself. I'm ...
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!
I can ride a motorcycle and play a card game at the same time, hon.
I don't need to use byakugan to see into your heart.