Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I bet you won't give your number to the next person that walks in.