Girl, I know you're not a dementor, because you definitely don't suck.
Could I have your name and number for my Prayer List?
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
Your words make you more kissable.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.