If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
You're so hot; a firefighter couldn't put you out.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!!
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
he grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.