We should get some coffee...Because I'm liking you a latte.
Do these feel real to you?
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
I can ride a motorcycle and play a card game at the same time, hon.
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?