I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
Is your name Levy? Because I love you a Gajeel-ion times more than Jet and Droy?
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I'm in love.
Ever notice how "End of Evangelion" and "Let's Get It On" rhyme?
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
Are you the Kyo to my Ani?