Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.
Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I've got a condom with your name on it.
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements?
I want sex! Sorry, the doctor said that would help...
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?