Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Hey, Girl, I wanna eat your meat taco.
Hey baby. You make my sword go online.
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!