Do you have the time?...cause I've got the place!!
Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...
Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?
I'm straight. You're straight. Let's hook up.
We should get some coffee...Because I'm liking you a latte.
Do these feel real to you?
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).