Cheesy pick up lines

How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, soccer
Hey, Girl, I wanna eat your meat taco.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
Wanna see my world cup in action?
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: football, soccer, cheesy, corny
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: math, nerdy, cheesy
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, soccer
Hey baby. You make my sword go online.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, dirty
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, nerdy
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, soccer, reverse
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