Are you straight.. because I bet that I can turn you gay.
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
How are you during sex? Piano or forte?
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Damn girl, I'm wanna give you that shinra tensei.
Ooh, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Kirito?
I'm (your name). I'm here to rescue you.