Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Don't you work at Hooters?
Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Are you religious? Because your prayers have just been answered.
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
I just want to tell you that you're really beautiful [pause] but I'm gay.
You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Do you have room in your life for another friend?