It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Can we be friends?
You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number.
I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
You must be Gisele Bundchen's twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she's more beautiful than Gisele.