Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
Hey baby. You make my sword go online.
Are you straight.. because I bet that I can turn you gay.
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
How are you during sex? Piano or forte?
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Damn girl, I'm wanna give you that shinra tensei.