Can I show you my spitball?
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.
I've already striked out 3 times today, let's not make it 4.
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
I'm (your name). I'm here to rescue you.
You might be the DROID I'm looking for.