Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar.
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
I'm on my way to your house and I feel like it's about time to confess I look nothing like the pictures I sent.