Cheesy pick up lines

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
67.52 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
67.52 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
67.52 % 27 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, cheesy, clean
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, golf, cheesy
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, hockey
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar.
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, funny
I'm on my way to your house and I feel like it's about time to confess I look nothing like the pictures I sent.
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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