We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
If you were a baseball , could I hit a homerun?
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Is your name Levy? Because I love you a Gajeel-ion times more than Jet and Droy?
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I'm in love.
Ever notice how "End of Evangelion" and "Let's Get It On" rhyme?
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
Are you the Kyo to my Ani?