Hi, how are you?
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
Do you know what you and the weather have in common? You're both hot!
Hey you look friendly, so I just came over to say "Hi".
Have you ever taken a ride in a Ferrari?
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
I'd like to start a relationship with you, but it has no meaning as I am leaving tomorrow to build a hospital in Uganda.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?