Cheesy pick up lines

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
65.36 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, offensive
Girl, you're testi-fine.
65.36 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
65.35 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Hey girl, I'd risk uneven forearm development for you.
65.16 % 95 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
64.61 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cute, cheesy
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
64.61 % 12 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
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