All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
I'm straight. You're straight. Let's hook up.
We should get some coffee...Because I'm liking you a latte.
Do these feel real to you?
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?