Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I'll make an exception for you.
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Be the tsun to my dere.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Lesbi honest about how terrible men are.
Ay pretty lady...
I think your profile has a mistake. It says you are 37, but you don't took a day over 20.
I saw your picture and fell for you instantly.