Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Do you know what you and the weather have in common? You're both hot!
Hey you look friendly, so I just came over to say "Hi".
Have you ever taken a ride in a Ferrari?
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
I'd like to start a relationship with you, but it has no meaning as I am leaving tomorrow to build a hospital in Uganda.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You have nice titties.
Are you a little more country or a little more rock n' roll?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?