Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you.
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Hey girl, I'd risk uneven forearm development for you.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
I can bend it better than Beckham.
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.