I'd like to start a relationship with you, but it has no meaning as I am leaving tomorrow to build a hospital in Uganda.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Are you a little more country or a little more rock n' roll?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
Can I show you my spitball?
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.