Do you have room in your life for another friend?
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
I can bend it better than Beckham.
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.