Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you.
Girl, you're testi-fine.
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Hey girl, I'd risk uneven forearm development for you.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
I can bend it better than Beckham.
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.