There's not enough batteries in the world to be satisfied by your beauty.
I think your profile has a mistake. It says you are 37, but you don't took a day over 20.
I saw your picture and fell for you instantly.
Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
I can bend it better than Beckham.
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.