Cheesy pick up lines

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.

Can we be friends?

You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number.

I didn't know that Miss America lived here!

You must be Gisele Bundchen's twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she's more beautiful than Gisele.

So you're a girl, eh?

I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?

What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?

I can go 90 minutes without stopping.