Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.