Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
I think your profile has a mistake. It says you are 37, but you don't took a day over 20.
I saw your picture and fell for you instantly.
Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
So you're still Straight? Have you met me?
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.