Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Damn girl, I'm wanna give you that shinra tensei.
Ooh, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Kirito?
Lesbi honest about how terrible men are.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.