I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you.
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Wow, I really like that <clothes item> you're wearing. Where did you find that?
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
I can bend it better than Beckham.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number.