You are hotter than Sriracha.
Lesbi honest about how terrible men are.
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
Is you name Cana? Because I can see you in my future.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
Your face is a work of art. Let's frame it. We should frame it with my legs.