Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Your face is a work of art. Let's frame it. We should frame it with my legs.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
Don't you work at Hooters?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.