Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
What sort of person are you looking? Wait - don't tell me: medium height (...)
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
You look familiar. Oh yeah your the girl of my dreams!
I don't mind fangirls.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
There's not enough batteries in the world to be satisfied by your beauty.
My mom warned me about girls like you.