I think your profile has a mistake. It says you are 37, but you don't took a day over 20.
I saw your picture and fell for you instantly.
Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?