Cheesy pick up lines

My wife doesn't understand me.
Nice freckles.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Can I even get a fake number?
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Bond. James Bond.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Your eyes just match your blouse or dress perfectly. Want a drink?
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Hi, how are you?
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
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