I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
Wanna go out? (I have a boyfriend.) It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
Hi, I'm a lawyer.
Are you a little more country or a little more rock n' roll?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
Can I show you my spitball?
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.