Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
Hey baby. You make my sword go online.
Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Myspace or yours?
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?