I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
Are you straight.. because I bet that I can turn you gay.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Damn girl, I'm wanna give you that shinra tensei.
Ooh, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Kirito?
Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!