If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
May I use your phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I found the love of my life.
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.