I'm like 2% cute and 98% single.
Call me Nemo cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
Hello. I am going to be a doctor.
Your hair is different. I like it.
There must be a monkey here. Because I'm going bananas over you.
I'm not a professional photographer. But I can easily picture us together.
Hi! I like your skirt/top/shoes.
I think your hand looks heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?