I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams?
Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.
Hi, can I domesticate you?