If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Are you religious? Because your prayers have just been answered.
Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
Do you think love is a real thing?
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
Were your parents engineers?...Because you have a nice design.
We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!