What is a star doing so close to the Earth?
Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
I'll teach you about jurisdiction if we change the venue to my place.
If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go, I can take you places you haven't ever been before.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now. Let's ring in the New Year with a bang!